Pedalling underwater

Once again I made my slow path to that vale of tears, much like Dante described the way to Hell. I faced the contents of the spam folder. Forthwith I returned, emerging from my own dark night of the soul to present some of its contents.

Tis the era of correct pronouns spammer: she and her thank you very muchly.

I think the admin of this web page is genuinely working hard for his web site, since
here every material is quality based information.

Oh come on, man.

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Look, it’s just me ok: Bec. I’ll yet you know if that changes.

Incredibly enthusiastic for getting mire imortant solutions from your men and women here.

Again. Singular. Just me. I know. You’re stuttering because it’s frankly astounding that one person can be this productive over so many years, but look on ye mighty and rejoice?

Verry enthusiastic to gget more valuable suggestions feom the people here.

I can questions from real people or bots.

Сan you tell us more about this? I’d want to find out ѕome additional information.

Sure, requests I can answer. I’m Bec. This is my website. Seventeen years ago I got serious about writing, and had my first story published 16 years ago. In 2010 I began writing here. I have been a book and film reviewer, copy writer, a corporate writer in media intelligence, a globally published short fiction writer, and an editor.

Speaking about the media. Yes, all thanks to web!

I all the time used to study post in news papers but now as I am a user of web so
from now I am using net for content, thanks to web.

I used to read daily news as it was printed on paper. Now I don’t. I could probably write something about this change, much like the below, to assist all kinds of shadowy internet types with their blogs or even weblogs.

This paragraph will assist the internet people for setting up new blog or even a weblog from start to end.

But I don’t have to assist anyone. Spammers can do it all. Include offering life affirming positivity to universally enhance confidence:

I could not resist commenting. Perfectly written!

Yet spammers also mystify and obscure, because their secret cabal of hyper-intelligent algorithms have, Sky-Net like, achieved consciousness and have thus worked out humans equate wisdom with things they don’t understand. Or, indeed, things that are actually gibberish. Thus I present you with:

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But it is hard going for bots that once tried to solely advertise. Once spammers just had to sell things, now they have to impart the appearance of wisdom as well. Some haven’t forgotten those mean streets though:

I used to be seeking to the details on air conditioner i unccovered this site. Useful info!

I see you spammer. I see you.  And I see you too, with the proper precautions.

Mucch like seeking to find another professional, with the proper precautions, you could find thhe precise particular person or firm to come back in and do thhe task suitable the first time.

Not only have bots developed faux wisdom, they have developed a solid ability to channel irony.

Detest spam with a passion, guests make sure your comments add for the conversation. In addition, they can also lessen page level.

But all of this is like a candle in the wind, it is both ephemeral and difficult, it thus….

…Appears like pedaling underwater or in mud.

But it isn’t all about them.  I mean I don’t acquire what I have here so much as write it, but it is about me keeping it wise. This like keeping it real, but more profound.

I actually like what you have acquired here, really like what you are saying and the way in which you say it. You make it entertaining and you still care for to keep it wise.

It’s not always my aim to be entertaining, or wise, or even helpful. I have a need to communicate, this site enables it.  But if it helps it’s all right, a bit.

Many thanks, this website is extremely helpful…

Even thanks from fake followers looking to hijack my site for nefarious money-making ends create a tiny shining light in the darkness.  It’s a false dawn, but it is still illuminating.

Hello, I enjoy reading all of your post. I wanted to write a little comment to support you. Your blog provided us beneficial information to work on. You have done a wonderful job!

Some fake commentators are personable. Too friendly as they remove my humanity by saying what instead of who. If what is going on in world affairs is any measure, this bot should be shouting loudly about beer, while claiming I should be working harder to escape my inherent biases.

Hey there! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a collection of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community in the same niche.

Fake friendliness is more subtle than mere abuse. Some bots want to lure me into hope. Stealing hope, and offering false hope are crimes in my eyes.

Have you ever considered writing an ebook or guest authoring on other blogs? I have a blog based upon on the same information you discuss and would really like to have you share some stories/information. I know my visitors would enjoy your work.

And that’s why there are defences against the dark art of spam. Bots can try to attack my site, but to quote The Doctor, it is defended.

It is defended because I need to hang onto whatever small hope I have. Everywhere else I am encroached upon or passed by, but this site is solely mine. For me. It is somewhere I can express something of my hopes and my fears too, if I want.

And that is all.

I don’t need vast open spaces, I just need this place, and the endless labyrinth of my imagination.

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