The spam files

Yes, it is Friday night / Saturday morning and I am required by public health decree to have no where else to be, so it’s time for another look in the old spam files. I mean, just because there is a pandemic and my city is in lock down, doesn’t mean the bots and the online ne’er do wells let up. So I can’t bid these nuggets of spammy enlightenment adieu without examining some of the highlights. Firstly, there’s this one below, a shot straight into the old, tarnished self esteem:

whoah this blog is magnificent i love reading your articles. Keep up the good work! You understand, lots of people are searching round for this info, you could help them greatly.

Thanks. I mean I am helping I suppose. But then suddenly, I am become multitudes. The creativity that is in me cannot be bounded by the singular. Me, Bec, am become many, although, I am, apparently a bunch of guys:

I like what you guys are up too. This kind of clever work and reporting!
Keep up the great works guys I’ve included you guys to my personal blogroll.

You stay too long in the game and the spammers start looking the same.

Hey, hello, it’s me here. If the things I write about interest you, this simple trick will sort you out: stay right here and keep reading. That’s it.

This info is worth everyone’s attention. Where can I
find out more?

This one below starts well, and then goes off talking about things I don’t think I have ever written about here. Beggars can’t be choosers I suppose, but it is a bit presumptuous to think I might share, or care about, your beliefs on this boring, and frankly outdated matter.

Thanks for your post. I also believe that laptop computers have grown to be more and more popular lately, and now tend to be the only kind of computer utilized in a household. This is due to the fact that at the same time they are becoming more and more cost-effective, their computing power is growing to the point where they are as powerful as desktop out of just a few in years past.

Then there are the visitors to my site who just need to spill the beans to me, personally, regarding the fraught topic of education. Dunno why they picked me, but I wish everyone, including spammers, would look at their use of than, then and that.

I have observed that online education is getting popular because getting your degree online has developed into popular option for many people. A lot of people have not had a possibility to attend a normal college or university however seek the increased earning possibilities and a better job that a Bachelor’s Degree offers.

You can learn much about me from my site. The fact I have watched a lot of Doctor Who. The fact I have had short stories and poems published. And a few major hints that I am indeed Australian. Thusly, bots and spammers, you may conclude that not everyone is from the United States and in need of US Government student aid.

I’ve learned a few important things through your post. I might also like to convey that there may be situation where you will make application for a loan and don’t need a cosigner such as a Federal government Student Aid Loan.

Aw, browsing online for three hours, looking for places to post links to dodgy commercial operations or identity theft sites. You shouldn’t have. I mean really, no, you shouldn’t. I like that you value my writing, but you shouldn’t spam my site.

I’ve been browsing on-line greater than three hours these days, yet
I by no means discovered any interesting article
like yours. It is lovely value sufficient for me.
In my view, if all web owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet can be much more helpful than ever before.

And I think I can leave it here, on a final and weirder note. This comment pretty much sums every thing up.

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