A view of the comments section

It’s that time, gentle readers, when I sift through the ye olde spam folder to find something entertaining or at least affirming, beyond highly suspect offers of dodgy antibiotics I’m allergic too, among other things.

I’m not that much of a online reader to be
honest but your blogs really nice, keep it up! I’ll go ahead
and bookmark your site to come back later. All the best.

Ok, um, thanks, complimentary spam comment representing someone who isn’t much of an online reader or grammar user. All the best to you too?

Hey! I could have sworn I’ve been to this website before but after browsing through some of the post I realized it’s new to me. Nonetheless, I’m definitely delighted I found it and I’ll be book-marking and checking back frequently!

I have a blog because I write things, I’m not interested writing at length about in *waves hands* technicalities others can solve, which is why it’s spam:

Howdy! Quick question that’s completely off topic. Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly? My web site looks weird when viewing from my iphone4. I’m trying to find a template or plugin that might be able to resolve this issue. If you have any recommendations, please share. With thanks!

If you ever wanted jaunty sounding bots complaining cheerily about hackers, it’s all here:

Hello there!
I know this is somewhat off topic but I was wondering which blog platform are
you using for this site? I’m getting sick and tired of WordPress because I’ve had issues with hackers and I’m looking at options for another platform. I would be
awesome if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

Anndd this comment is greattt:

This is my first time visit at here and i amm genuinely impressed tto гead alⅼ at one

And, for the final slight lol, spam asking me about secure websites. Ah. Yeah, nah.

I’m experiencing some minor security problems with my latest website and I’d like to find something more secure. Do you have any suggestions?

Oh. Sad face. The answer is no. Delete comments.

And thus goes January. Maybe next time I’ll review a film or update the progress on my attempts at writing and getting things published. Who knows?

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